the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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