Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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