She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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