White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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