lets start a swedish sibling band together
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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