Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard