Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?