Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.