Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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