This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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