Need sex. Gaining weight.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Text me some of your sweat
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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