I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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