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(253): View more from Washington

I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself

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(317): View more from Indiana

i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous

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(559): View more from California

Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?

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(217): View more from Illinois

i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate

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(513): View more from Ohio

DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.

(504): View more from Louisiana

NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS

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(317): View more from Indiana

He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.

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