end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?