He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
