the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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