I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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