that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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