is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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