Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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