what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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