I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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