Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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