so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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