omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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