just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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