There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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