i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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