that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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