I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Randomize
