Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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