i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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