On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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