I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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