As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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