Don't you send me to vm
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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