she was so not down for the gang bang
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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