Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm just crazy horny about you
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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