So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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