Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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