You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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