Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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