Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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