You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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