Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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