dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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