found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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