it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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