is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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