Where are you?
In a non slutty way
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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