She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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