What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
