She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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