They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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