we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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