I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
MIDGETS
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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