If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
He has the fingertips of a God
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