Slut skills are useful in every country.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I think my moral compass just broke
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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