Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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