He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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